ROBOPEEN

has a bigger dick than you.

Posted 17 hours ago
Today some teenage boys in the sporting goods store were punching each other with boxing gloves on and asking how much it hurt. Fucking youths. What is this world coming to? Don’t they have school? Don’t they have homes or pits or something they live in?
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dietchola:

we’re just living in a web of lies now aren’t we

Youths. Fucking youths.
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lesprisenpati:

pillory:

justin bieber getting hit in the head from three different angles

I’m going to masturbate to this later
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pockytardis:

my favorite thing is when someone’s in the shower and you just hear a distant BANG BANG BANG CRASH and you can tell they knocked over like all of the shampoo bottles

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221cbakerstreet:

insomniac—thoughts:

Favorite Titanic scenes: “So, you wanna go to a real part?”

Plot Twist: It’s a Gatsby party.

both ways he ends up dead in the water
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I liked this episode. And I will always like Cardassians idgaf.

BUT 1984 sucked. Just saying. Not a fan. All the characters in that book were a bunch of mouth breathers. I KNOW THAT WAS THE POINT, but it still stopped me from supporting them so yeah.
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top-gifs:

Baby duck falling asleep

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gdi-dotty:

beam-meh-up-scotty:

Kanye West getting deep on twitter

Kanye West is the Kanye Best.

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