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bodaciouscans: ladyavenger: no matter how ugly you think you are, always remember—Hannibal could...

Tue, 21 May 2013 04:37:18 -0700

ladyavenger:

no matter how ugly you think you are, always remember—Hannibal could probably make an absolutely beautiful dish out of you.

#eat me like one of your french dishes hannibal

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itshazel-belle: pastelmorgue: imawanchor: hazelandglasz: durn...

Tue, 21 May 2013 01:51:18 -0700

itshazel-belle:

pastelmorgue:

imawanchor:

hazelandglasz:

durnesque-esque:

thehippiejew:

extrafeisty:

jaycubs:

A Glasgow nightclub has installed a two-way mirror which allows male revellers in private booths to spy on unsuspecting women as they visit the toilet! With no notification or signage anywhere in the venue many female club goers have been left feeling embarrassed and used. Although they do briefly show the mirrors in a promo video, the club has been quickly deleting comments and posts on their social media from club goers trying to alert others to the situation. This is pretty much illegal and hugley violates privacy. Thank you The Shimmy Club for giving us a shiny, new, creative and cool take on objectification.
article here

i’m never leaving my house again, this world is just too fucked up.

WHAT!?

gross gross gross gross gross

Good morning disgusting.

Remember ladies:

“No space, leave the place” (fingernail test)

A two way mirror must be set INTO the wall, not placed on top of it.

If you rap/knock against the mirror, one installed onto a wall (a normal mirror) will make a dull sound, because there’s something behind it. A two-way will have more reverberation.

Use the flashlight on your phone to shine on the mirror, if it’s a two-way, you’ll be able to see into the other room.

You can also shield your eyes and see in if you lean up against the glass.

The room being viewed will have to be brightly lit (10x brighter than the room looking in), so if you’re in a typical dimly lit club bathroom, you’re ok.

boosting the fuck out of this

also this is their not even apology. idk what to call it.

how fucking gross

this is fucking disgusting

Gross on so many fucking levels, like that is totally bullshit. I wish someone would go Elle Woods on their asses or something

niggawitamacbook: thirstingaintdead: What if roaches screamed when you stepped on them? I...

Tue, 21 May 2013 01:30:00 -0700

niggawitamacbook:

thirstingaintdead:

What if roaches screamed when you stepped on them?

I probably wouldn’t be able to hear them over my own screaming tbh

Then you’d have to just crunch before they could scream.

I don’t really get why people need motivation for working out. Perhaps when I plateau I will...

Tue, 21 May 2013 01:27:45 -0700

I don’t really get why people need motivation for working out. Perhaps when I plateau I will but I love how proud of myself I get when I work out and it gives me so much energy and it I’m sure it’s helping my brain chemistry/overall body chemistry. I just dig it.

egbuns: OK SO I WNET TO MY THERAPISTS TODAY RIGHT YKNOW THERAPY AND SHIT AND WHILE I WAS W AITING I...

Tue, 21 May 2013 01:24:28 -0700

egbuns:

OK SO I WNET TO MY THERAPISTS TODAY RIGHT YKNOW THERAPY AND SHIT

AND WHILE I WAS W AITING I FOUND THIS BOOK

AND IT WAS THE BEST MOME NT OF MY LIFE

IMAGE HEAVY UNDER CUT

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Cat people are weird.

boardwalkbodycount: Every girl’s crazy ‘bout a sharp dressed...

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:55:53 -0700

boardwalkbodycount:

Every girl’s crazy ‘bout a sharp dressed man.

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Tue, 21 May 2013 00:31:59 -0700

lobelia321: What is it about Kirk that makes him, with all of...

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:03:37 -0700

lobelia321:

What is it about Kirk that makes him, with all of his setbacks, a comrade still worth standing by? [x]

What even to say? And just look at Karl’s earnest little face, pondering and nodding.

inmytwenties: seeing both of these just made my day so i had to...

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:00:47 -0700

inmytwenties:

seeing both of these just made my day so i had to put them together.

cokeflow: mirandasexnoise: greg0ry: nicki minaj is 30 how she was born 30 years ago

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:04:49 -0700

cokeflow:

mirandasexnoise:

greg0ry:

nicki minaj is 30

how

she was born 30 years ago

expositionfairy: dalmatianparade: everyone was talking about...

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:54:35 -0700

expositionfairy:

dalmatianparade:

everyone was talking about the Supreme Court last week so I made a thing

I have rarely been so fucking livid as I was when dickbag conservative commentator Michael Savage suggested that Justice Roberts’ decision (in defiance of the party line) to uphold the Affordable Care Act was due to his being mentally compromised by his fucking seizure medication.

“Let’s talk about Roberts,” Savage said. “I’m going to tell you something that you’re not gonna hear anywhere else, that you must pay attention to. It’s well known that Roberts, unfortunately for him, has suffered from epileptic seizures. Therefore he has been on medication. Therefore neurologists will tell you that medication used for seizure disorders, such as epilepsy, can introduce mental slowing, forgetfulness and other cognitive problems. And if you look at Roberts’ writings you can see the cognitive disassociation (sic) in what he is saying…”

A sincere fuck you, sir, from this perfectly lucid, non-disassociated epileptic, and a sincere thank you to Justice Roberts. I don’t always (or often) agree with your politics and your decisions, but this decision profoundly affects my life, and you made the right one in spite of your party’s frothing kill-the-poor douchebaggery about it. It’s easy to go with the party line; openly defying it on this scale takes levelheadedness and guts. I respect the hell out of that.

peachtreekeen: So who thinks about/references Jemaine Clement...

Mon, 20 May 2013 03:41:57 -0700

peachtreekeen:

So who thinks about/references Jemaine Clement as “1986 David Bowie from the movie Labrynth” on a daily basis? Just me?

Boooowie’s in space. Bowie’s in SPAAAAACE.

tokenduelist: sulkylass: this one looks like it’s plotting...

Mon, 20 May 2013 02:46:55 -0700

tokenduelist:

sulkylass:

this one looks like it’s plotting something really evil

We kill the Zubatman.

trekgate: Ode to Spot - Data “Felis catus is your taxonomic...

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:51:08 -0700

trekgate:

Ode to Spot - Data

“Felis catus is your taxonomic nomenclature,
An endothermic quadruped, carnivorous by nature;
Your visual, olfactory, and auditory senses
Contribute to your hunting skills and natural defenses.

I find myself intrigued by your subvocal oscillations,
A singular development of cat communications
That obviates your basic hedonistic predilection
For a rhythmic stroking of your fur to demonstrate affection.

A tail is quite essential for your acrobatic talents;
You would not be so agile if you lacked its counterbalance.
And when not being utilized to aid in locomotion,
It often serves to illustrate the state of your emotion.

O Spot, the complex levels of behavior you display
Connote a fairly well-developed cognitive array.
And though you are not sentient, Spot, and do not comprehend,
I nonetheless consider you a true and valued friend.”

So many tags tho.

"I’d like to raise both of my middle fingers to him and anyone who thinks profanity is somehow more..."

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:55:52 -0700

“I’d like to raise both of my middle fingers to him and anyone who thinks profanity is somehow more harmful to our children than images of violence and misogyny.”

- M.I.A. (via janejacqueline)

jager—yoga: I had a bad stomach ache and this is what my...

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:52:47 -0700

jager—yoga:

I had a bad stomach ache and this is what my boyfriend brought me. Fernet branca, the most horrible thing i have ever tasted, o m g. And sour milk.

Omg I love that stuff and that bottle is so fucking qt!